Just found a Christmas residue tin of roasted cashews 350g @ 619 cal per 100g = 2166 calories and 151g of fat. Wonder how long they’ll last 
Just add a nice slab of best cheddar and a couple of glasses of wine and we’re talking
I just found a 2 kilo christmas pudding in the cupboard, i knew i had forgotten to cook something on Xmas day!
Ah well, looks like it is all for me with lots of nice healthy extra thick double cream.
Ah well, looks like it is all for me with lots of nice healthy extra thick double cream.
just wait until your metabolism slows down. eat like that and you will be harpooned next time you go on a beach 
Found one of those a at the end of last year. It was from '99:eek: