Top tune by Cameo in '86, but check out the dodgy first lyrics!
Yo’, pretty ladies around the world
Got a weird thing to show you, so tell all the boys and girls
Sounds a bit Gary Glitter…
And what about the red leather codpiece…tasty! 
I’ve often heard that tune pumping out of the Cuddle Zone™, and Doris often complains of discarded custard-soiled cod pieces the morning after :eek:
Originally posted by riddlermarc
… and Doris often complains of discarded custard-soiled cod pieces the morning after
Oh bugger I’ve been feeding the cat on those … thought they were bits of smoked kipper 
… the cat is doing fine though, apart from fetching banana skins home in a morning instead of the usual mice 
Originally posted by riddlermarc
and Doris often complains of discarded custard-soiled cod pieces the morning after
Hahahaha…oh dear, the visions that brought up in my mind were vile. 