WOOT my egg hatches tomorrow i wonder what it will hatch into im all excited
hope it doesnt bite 
huh? egg? where did you find it, i hope that you didnt remove it from some birds nest?
Told Hids, its going to be a gremlin and its going to eat your sig
:haha: that can be arranged :devil:
(it’s the little egg thing to the right of the stats in Helens siggy )
DT.
I know it’s a girly thing but I had to have one too:chuckle:
ohhhh i my egg has a friend
Yay, a group of eggheads:rolleyes:
Awwwww the eggs wont hatch till 8am in the morning as the site is from calafornia 
hmmmmm it still aint hatched
You have been sitting on it … haven’t you ? 
nah ive been leaving that to andy 
oh dear :eek:
right, here is what to do … think very carefuly, has Andy had egg with any meal lately ? Has he been acting strange or looking guilty (offering to do the washing up, ironing, etc are classic signs).
Examine the egg closely … are there signs of tampering ? Can you see any telltale pin holes, or is there a very faint line running around the shell (that may smell slightly of Bostik) :shrug:
If you are then in any doubt about the integrity of your egg, please ring the Egg Help Hotline on 078831-77344062 and talk to a trained advisor 
**if you or a member of your family have been affected by anything in this post, please contact our personnel on the above number **
Isn’t the helpline 1EGG81EGG
You seem to be confusing your Egg Hotlines Juggy 
In the UK we only have small to medium eggs of the correct size/weight/colour (as specified by our European Masters), therefore the number is different to the International one which deals with eggs that are more varied in their appearance.
… how is the baby Ostrich coming along by the way :lol: :lol:
OOh this is all very eggciting!
Shuddup … and keep hatching
Im sorry,
I just cant help it when someone mentions egg’s i just crack!,
and i cant stop the eggstrodinary yokes!
Clack-ack
The sound of a shotgun being cocked echoes through the forum …
Andylamb discovers he’s sitting on more than just an egg :lol:
Eggactly im sitting on a chair
Ok folks, yolking aside, this is all eggtremely amusing but i can see the cracks appearing in Wolrams normally eggquisitely calm shell There is no need to get boiling mad about this, and anyway, can Scottishbird prove that Andy hasn’t poached her egg and replaced it with a fake? I think she has got her dates a bit scrambled to be honest, some women cant be relied upon to be eggsact.
they’re all clucking mad in here ;0
Andy, over to you to beat 11