OY !! it’s not the chair DT, it’s my slippers and cardigan
Should I wear the green ones with a blue stripe, complemented with the grey cardigan … or the flip flop style 100% genuine imitation leather pair and the red cardigan with a blue dolphin embroidered on the back
maybe I should forget slippers and try squeezing into my boots (I love em to bits but they’ve stated nipping a bit) … and possibly a t-shirt with a fancy logo (something like “I went to Newquay and got TPR withdrawl symptoms” )
and anyway … if I do happen to turn up, you can keep that satans blood out of my guinness